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Looking for Panty Soup on Urban Dictionary? You won't find it there. The real definition lives here. Usage examples, comparison to other slang, and why it needed its own site.
Game-winning touchdown? Panty Soup. Patek Philippe at the bar? Panty Soup. Flying private and not posting about it? Panty Soup. Here's the full definition.
Not sure if something qualifies as Panty Soup? We rate real-world scenarios on the Official Panty Soup Scale. From Lukewarm Water to Nuclear Panty Soup.
You googled "Panty Soup" and ended up here. No judgment. Let us explain what this is, why it exists, and why you should probably bookmark it.
We named our brand Panty Soup. On purpose. Here's why the best brand names are the ones that make people uncomfortable enough to remember.
"Is this a real company?" Yes. "What do you sell?" Vibes. "Can I work here?" Probably not. All your burning questions, answered with questionable sincerity.
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